another moral hangover. fuck.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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