I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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