Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
