Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry dmsohyea hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!

Fav 5 1135 1017
share tweet
(443): View more from Maryland

a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?

Fav 32 1003 3571
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

Fav 38 1402 3882
share tweet
(586): View more from Michigan

so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.

Fav 27 5578 2322
share tweet
(603): View more from New Hampshire

U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."

Fav 6 4013 1005
share tweet
(402): View more from Nebraska

2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.

Fav 4 1890 908
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt

Fav 1 1867 810
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(860): View more from Connecticut

but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got

Fav 3 766 335
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(309): View more from Illinois

I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.

(1-309): View more from Illinois

I had a sandwich.

Fav 0 39 14
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT