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What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?

(1-775): View more from Nevada

A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.

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(217): View more from Illinois

We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed

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(609): View more from New Jersey

wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.

(941): View more from Florida

it was a krispy kreme

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(307): View more from Wyoming

My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...

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(815): View more from Illinois

Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !

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You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.

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(816): View more from Missouri

purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..

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