You work out of a Hotel?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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