Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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