marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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