She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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