you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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