Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
