I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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