On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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