Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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