8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm drive I can fine osifer
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
