I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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