I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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