so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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