I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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