Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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