I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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