so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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