the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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