Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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