Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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