I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
no. you can't hotbox the world.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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