i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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