I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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