Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At least make sure they are 18
Why
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I didn't notice because vodka
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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