I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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