Ikea night.
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Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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