Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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