RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me