so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
True strength comes from lack of pants
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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