we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Are we still banned from the library?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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