It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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