remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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