Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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