The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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