Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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