Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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