I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It's just like the Real World with babies
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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