ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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