Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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