Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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