im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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