i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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