You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
