Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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