Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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