We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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