There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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