Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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