Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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