dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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