The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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