So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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